Privates on Parade

Privates on Parade

Privates on Parade

The members of Song And Dance Unit South East Asia fall in and out of love while trying to dodge Malayan Communist bullets in the late 1940s.

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Genre: Comedy, Drama, War
Rating: 15
Directed By: Michael Blakemore
Written By: Peter Nichols
Released: 1983
Runtime: 107 minutes

Cast

John Cleese as Major Giles Flack
Denis Quilley as Captain Terri Dennis
Nicola Pagett as Slyvia Morgan
Patrick Pearson as Sgt. Steven Flowers
Michael Elphick as Sgt. Maj. Reg Drummond
David Bamber as Sgt. Charles Bishop

Plot

A fey British army captain (Denis Quilley) recruits fellows for drag song-and-dance shows in post-World War II Singapore.

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Raggedy Rawney

Raggedy Rawney

Raggedy Rawney

During WWII a youth deserts his country’s army after a combat experience, but not before wounding his commanding officer with a knife in order to escape.

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Genre: Drama, Romance, War
Rating: 15
Directed By: Bob Hoskins
Written By: Bob Hoskins, Nicole De Wilde
Released: 1988
Runtime: 103 minutes

Cast

Dexter Fletcher as Tom
Zoe Nathenson as Jessie
Zoe Wanamaker as Elle
Bob Hoskins as Darky
Ian McNeice as The Farmer
Gawn Granger as The Officer
Jim Carter as The Soldier

Plot

The film centres around the character of Tom, a young army recruit in an unnamed time and country (presumably World War II-era Eastern Europe) who deserts after an artillery barrage kills his sergeant, in the process blinding a sadistic officer who tries to stop him.

He is shell-shocked into muteness and takes refuge with a traveling gypsy caravan, led by Darky (Hoskins). Among the principal members of the clan are Darky’s mentally disabled son, Simon, Simon’s mother Elle (Wanamaker) who harbors a grudge against Darky, and Darky’s only daughter, Jessie (Nathenson), who forms a romantic bond with Tom, eventually becoming pregnant by him.

In order to avoid arrest and execution by the army, Tom disguises himself as a “rawney”, described in the film as a kind of “magic” madwoman, who (in the gypsy culture) is able to see the future and can control animals.

Frightened at first, Darky befriends the “rawney”, thinking him or her to be good luck, but soon Darky is revealed to be a flawed leader, unable to protect his clan from war, and beset by family turmoil which is exacerbated by Tom’s presence.

Throughout the film, the army and the partially blinded officer is a menace, threatening the Gypsies’ way of life and those who befriend them.

In a moving finale, the army corners the gypsy clan, who manage to hold them off with meager rifles and pistols long enough to enable the young members of the clan, including Tom and Jessie, to escape, at the cost of their own lives.

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Shanghai Surprise

Shanghai Surprise

Shanghai Surprise

Glendon Wasey is a fortune hunter looking for a fast track out of China.

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Genre: Adventure, Crime, Drama
Rating: 15
Directed By: Jim Goddard
Written By: John Kohn (screenplay), Robert Bentley (screenplay), Tony Kenrick (from the novel “Faraday’s Flowers”) 
Released: 1986
Runtime: 97 minutes

Cast

Sean Penn as Glendon Wasey
Madonna as Gloria Tatlock
Paul Freeman as Walter Faraday
Richard Griffiths as Willie Tuttle
Philip Sayer as Justin Kronk
George Harrison as Night Club Singer

Plot

Glendon Wasey (Sean Penn) is a sleazy, down-on-his-luck con man struggling to sell glow-in-the-dark neckties in Shanghai.

When he encounters the lovely Gloria Tatlock (Madonna), a missionary nurse who wants to obtain a supply of opium to ease the suffering of her patients, he decides to help her get hold of a stolen supply of the valuable drug.

The only problem is that a lot of other people want to secure the stolen opium as well—gangsters, smugglers, thugs and a host of dangerous lowlifes.

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Time Bandits

Time Bandits

Time Bandits

A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling dwarves, as they jump from era to era looking for treasure to steal.

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Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Directed By: Terry Gilliam
Written By: Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam
Released: 1981
Runtime: 116 minutes

Cast

John Cleese as Robin Hood
Sean Connery as Agamemnon/Fireman
Shelley Duvall as Pansy
Katherine Helmond as Mrs. Ogre
Ian Holm as Napoleon
Michael Palin as Vincent

Plot

Eleven-year-old Kevin has a vivid imagination and is fascinated by history, particularly Ancient Greece his parents ignore his activities, having become more obsessed with buying the latest household gadgets to keep up with their neighbours.

One night, as Kevin is sleeping, an armoured knight on a horse bursts out of his wardrobe. Kevin is scared and hides as the knight rides off into a forest setting where once his bedroom wall was; when Kevin looks back out, the room is back to normal and he finds one of his photos on the wall similar to the forest he saw.

The next night he prepares a satchel with supplies and a Polaroid camera, but is surprised when six dwarves spill out of the wardrobe. Kevin quickly learns the group has stolen a large, worn map, and are looking for an exit from Kevin’s room before they are discovered. They find that Kevin’s bedroom wall can be pushed, revealing a long hallway.

Kevin is hesitant to join until the visage of a menacing head – the Supreme Being – appears behind them, demanding the return of the map. Kevin and the dwarves fall into an empty void at the end of the hallway.

They land in Italy during the Napoleonic Wars. As they recover, Kevin learns that Randall is the lead dwarf of the group composed of Fidgit, Strutter, Og, Wally, and Vermin. They were once employed by the Supreme Being to repair holes in the spacetime fabric, but instead realized the potential to use the map to steal riches.

With the map and Kevin’s help, they visit several locations in spacetime, and meet figures such as Napoleon Bonaparte and Robin Hood; Kevin uses his camera to document their visits.

They are unaware, however, that their activities are being monitored by Evil, a malevolent sorcerer, who is able to manipulate reality and is attempting to acquire the map himself so that he can remake the universe to his design.

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Track 29

Track 29

Track 29

A doctor’s wife tires of his obsession with model trains, and spends her days wondering about the son she gave up for adoption at birth.

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Genre: Drama, Mystery
Rating: 18
Directed By: Nicolas Roeg
Written By: Dennis Potter
Released: 1988
Runtime: 91 minutes

Cast

Theresa Russell as Linda Henry
Gary Oldman as Martin
Christopher Lloyd
Colleen Camp as Arlanda
Sandra Bernhard as Nurse Stein
Seymour Cassell as Dr Bernard Fairmont

Plot

The wife of a small town doctor tires of his spending too much time playing with his model trains, and starts thinking about the son she gave up for adoption years before.

While dining at a cafe, she meets a British hitchhiker, who believes he is her son. Years earlier, she was raped and gave up her son for adoption. The son may be a figment of her imagination.

They start to get to know each other and the son starts to hate the husband. The wife begins to fear for her husband’s safety.

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